Dear Jems
Miah nem ist Sven ant I vood lik to intrerjoose mi-zelf. Miah gullfrend Holga (ist pronuns-ed Hol-ga but ist spelt “hol-ga”) em I em much be apologize fer th theng vist th gitar and hermp – en Sveeedun vee sayen “hermp” lik en “gitar hermp” nert en, yer know – “hermp” lik en sayen hen you contree. Enywez… we are en ze bend “Snert” - wich ist lik zer gren veg-e-tubl nert unlik brerkherlee (bert testee-her) ant vee har veree… ow you seh… herpy, vest th elberm vech vee hef col-ed “hah test herf snert”. Th fust song ist hen yor hernar. Rerk ern keret terp! Enee-vaze, zer hermp zill be ped fer (et verz e-lettl – ow you seh – bernt) bud nuthenz er ledl geffer tep wont fex-ed). Vee haf press-ed ton towsand cerpeez hoff der elbum ant hef sol-ed – vet fer et – ferteen! Est rerken mun! Yer fren-ed Jerk (ist pronouns-ed “jerk” vich trunslets ter “jerk” lik int my contree – wert a co-uncidenze!) wuz gret ter jum weth – ee rerks fer a berld gey. Yoah derd!
Merst ger - heff menee ottogreffs teer sun ant groopeez to descerz po-etry viz.
Lerv
Sven ant Holga: rerk hern derd!
